the spider in my machine

There's a spider in my mac. I just flipped my little baby open and a spider scurried inside -- I didn't know it was a spider at first. I saw something move and then as I looked closer it had left a web that it had been working on in the crevice where the screen and the keyboard meet.

So do I take it to a genius for spider removal? Can you just see it?

Me: Hi.

Genius: How can I help you.

Me: Uhm, there seems to be a spider in my laptop.
Can you open it up and get the little spider out?

Genius: ...

I'm afraid it's going to leap out of my laptop and attack me. I think they call that Arachnophobia...or macaracnophobia.

I definitely have a case of the heebejeebies.